I saw this at my work. It's hillarious. Can you figure out the answers? I'll post them later.

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM:

1. Little Jimmy has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can little Jimmy attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and two grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $10,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

5. Willie gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for a stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to earn $9,000?

6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $50,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $500 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spend his money?

7. If an average can of spray paint cover 24 square feet and the average word uses up 8 square feet, how many words can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint?

8. Hector knocks up 3 girls in the gang. There are 9 girls in the gang. What is the ratio of girls Hector knocked up?

9. Bernie is the lookout for his gang. Bernie has a pit bull that eats $50 of food per week. If Bernie gets $700 per week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the pit bull on one
weeks income?

10. James steals Joey's skateboard. As James skates away at 25 mph, Joey loads his big brothers 357 Magnum. If it takes 20 seconds for Joey to load the 357 Magnum, how far away will James be when he gets whacked?

Pencils down! The test is over. LOL!!! -I'll get the answers to you as soon as I can.

updated design.

-twig

if your wondering why i have so many blogs on one day it's b/c i have nothing to do. i'm at sccc with walker. we're waiting to go to a band thing. i can't think of the correct spelling for " resital" so it's going to be called "a band thing". i think we have to go to "a band thing" now. but i'm not sure. maybe i'll keep writing. or maybe walker has ditched me again. hehe...yep. he ditched me. got to go try and find him.

i like that computers at sccc...ccc.cc.c. which happens to be where i am right now. they're even faster than the ones at my work. and the ones at my work are "top-o-da-line". ok, maybe they're not but that's what i was told. oh crap, i've been brainwashed. my work is controlling my mind. hold on...i can hear something..."dwayne, you have to go to work now. come here at once." ok got to go. bye

ok, so it got really cold.
i can handle it. i just didn't expect it so soon. well, it is december. but november was so decieving weatherwise. it should have been colder. it confused me. how dare november do that to me. it's not fair. "I DON"T LIKE FOOD...I MEAN...NOVEMBER ANYMORE!!