Medical Report

I went to the doctor today...twice. The first place I went to told me I had no insurance. Yeah, so I left there and kept reminding myself, "That's why you never go to the doctor, Dwayne! Because they suck!". Anyway, I went home and tried to find my insurance information. I wanted to "reach out and choke, I mean touch, somebody". But I couldn't find it. Bob Yam Muffin' Clubbin' Sun at the Beach!! But rather than lose my cool I decided to go to another place. I had been there before and they don't need to take insurance. You know why...because they care for people and their problems and not their freaking money. So I was looked at and the doctor told me that I had inflamation in my rotator cup and tennis elbow, all in my left arm. I was given remedies and helpful hints on how to fix the problem. Now I know what the problem is and I know how it can be taken care of. So, it turned out ok. But I still don't like dealing with all the crap. Here's a formula. If, Greedy Doctors = Crap, and Crap = Stink. Therefore, Greedy Doctors = Stink. *But if Doctors = Not Greedy but Caring, and Not Greedy but Caring = Awesome People. Therefore, Doctors = Awesome People

* Revised at the request of future awesome-doctor-not greedy but caring-Ashley.